We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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