We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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