you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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