wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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