You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
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I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Randomize