i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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