Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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