I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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