the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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