hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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