I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
