I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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