Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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