Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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