Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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