if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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