Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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