hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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