Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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