i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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