This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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