I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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