what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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