I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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