Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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