..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
nutella sex= disaster
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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