For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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