oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
please don't ironically join a cult
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