But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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