He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Damn victory sex feels great
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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