Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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