the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.