oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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