Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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