We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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