There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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