My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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