Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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