P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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