I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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