the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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