If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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