i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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