Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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