party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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