I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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