It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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