I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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