Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i will never coherently bang her
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
