This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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