Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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