Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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