I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Enjoy the penises
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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